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(sharon)Contestant #1, i believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.
Let's see, hmm, well i'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like i always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her f*** you!
" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best i can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand I'd throw a little sand in your face and say i'm just playin As you spit it all out, i'll f*** your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!
(host intro)Let's meet contestant #1He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.The group is composed of Joseph Bruce and Joseph Utsler, who perform under the respective personas of the “wicked clowns” Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would Your pick up line be?" [Verse 3: Violent J] Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake![Verse 4: Shaggy 2 Dope] Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face [Violent J] Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her [Shaggy 2 Dope] Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better [Violent J] Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you don't want contestant number two." Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!